Our story so far...
One beautiful day Bruce took Viagra and got a Huuuuge boner and he started to prostate cancer from his new garden and had sex with the horny Welsh sheep in the barn and the amazing helicopter flew far away where teletubbies go to have sex. Brown rice glutes were running away. In the meantime Bruce regretted that he can't spell Honorificabilitudinitatibus. So he couldn't reach achievement. You fucked goat. Not really but ...what just happened. O.O And suddenly the Sheep wanted revenge and decided to destroy the garden but after that „This is patrick“, said the seastar to take a sht on his face while explosively orgasming to
Ace's portrait because HEIL
Ace „What the hell...?“ says pati erotically waving her hair in the sunset. She says „Stop“ while the sunrays fucked a horse. Metaphorically, not literally. Or was it? No it wasn't. "I like cheeseburgers" but pati likes Strawberries so much that she stole
Ace's virginity yesterday with strawberries ontop of her head and her breasts were not noticeable due to deflation. „u wot m8“. Meanwhile somewhere else. .. Conan ate breakfast with someone else while furiously masturbating. Then
Will appeared.
Yunniii started masturbating and helped
Will by jerking making
Ace angry him and also horny and then suddenly! WILD METAPOD APPEARED atop a mountain where
Erwin pooped while jerking himself because he saw a cute tree running away from
Erwin's pink poop while screaming „EEEEK“.
Will saw that and used gene to impress
Erwin and it worked! Both looked at the devestated tree. And
Erwin farted so the tree died painfully.
Will tried to ress. It didnt work so he blew jobbed(?) the tree. A kiss to feel good before
Erwin hugged him so tight until he was ecstatic.
Will blushed and began to unzip his own dress gently and slowly, making sure that it was sexy.
Erwin was surprised how attractive
Will looks in that manly armor of Dead Men's Bones.
Erwin imagined
Will at midnight's peak shirtless in rain exposed and wet. Slaying skelegons and praying for the EXPbar to rise to nicolas cage's level.
Erwin suddenly grabbed
Will's hand and
Will blushed. "Am I dreaming?" he thought, and
Erwin was nervous and took action! „LOL“ their lips went closer and closer and closer and he got punched. Erwin slapped him. "Not that fast!" and kissed him. That disgusted
Will he walked away but crying secretly and killed himself knowing that he to die again hoping for that
Erik would come *O* and ress him, saving the day . But he didnt. Meanwhile pope was dancing in the air of night to @music music and singing tralala he stopped to text
Erik and confess that he already lost his virginity to
Will and
GeishaChan in a sex battle. The 3-some PQ . All commited suicide. Popes spirit rezzed infront of crow. So he died. Will woke up in
Hobo's bed, sighing in relief naked and aroused. He woke
Hobo and ****** her. .__. Once upon a time... there was a orange mushroom jumping into
Erwin's house to steal soda. Orange soda, specifically. It was sodalicious!. The mushroom decided to take many sweets with him. „WHERE'S MY PEPSI?!“, shouted
Erwin after opening his refrigerator. Someone started knocking „Who is that?“ „THIS IS PATRICK!“ „OH! How's Spongebob?“. Stoned and plastered the mic drops. Storms are coming. Stormbringer has arrived. Comin' outta nowhere. But wait! Another beat has droped. „WTF IS THIS?!“ said Hobo after Noble's VPS imploded right after big bang update. Everything sucks now just like
Ace's vaccum cleaner. But, the good power elixir was...
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